Before we get to today's challenge, the sixth mission of the March of Scrubs, let's check out the artist spotlight for today, March 6th: Kabuto the Python:
"Kabuto is a mammoth creature in size and strength with a humanoid build. Many spikes adorn the creature's body, while its maw is fierce and imposing."
So reads the description on Kabuto's MySpace. In some senses, it fails to tell the whole story. At the same time, however, it tells you everything you need to know.
A 2-year rap veteran at the time of this writing, Kabuto emerged in 2007 as a shit-talking, talented, and ruthlessly inventive alternative to the flow-deficient and gimmicky internet rap community. He quickly developed a reputation as a truculent personality, having engaged in one-sided beefs with such luminaries as MC Chris, documentary filmmaker Dan Lamoreaux, and pirate rapper Captain Dan.
Kabuto is thought to have originally formed out of dark matter near Tau Ceti some 2 million years ago. Since his arrival on Earth, there has been much speculation as to his true form. He himself has not helped matters, describing himself in turn as a python, a deity, an alien, and incredibly ill. Over time, this has stabilized somewhat, and to all appearances, Kabuto seems to exist as a kind of Holy Trinity – rapper, snake, and alien beast. It has even been theorized that Kabuto is, in fact, an alter-ego of famed Nerdcore rapper MC Frontalot.
For social info, music videos, and to download his 7 solo albums and 11 featured albums for free, click right here.
And now, your mission awaits:
Today is Promote the N7 Mixtape in ME3 Day! Here's what we would love for you to do:
1. If you're one of the many Mass Effect nerds out there today playing endless hours of ME3, tell your fellow team members in multiplayer about Kabuto's "N7" EP, letting them know it's the dopest Mass Effect rap album they will ever hear.
2. Send out a voice message to everyone on your friends list, telling them about the "N7" EP, and that they should bump that when they're not out there saving the galaxies.
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You've already spread the word on XBox Live and the Playstation Network. Why not send updates out on Facebook and Twitter about the "N7" EP, too?
And there you have it, challenge 6 of The March of Scrubs is complete! Stay tuned for more fresh updates about Kabuto the Python at different times today, and thank you so much for promoting. Much love to all of our Scrubby family out there!