The Great Merchadventure!
This is our first annual drive to restock our shelves with only the best Scrub Club merchandise, including some brand new pieces.
As you may know, Scrub Club Records runs only on donations, so this is your chance to truly help us out. In return, you will get to pre-order some badass merch as well as unlock rewards depending on your donation! We're talking some killer stuff.
I'm sure you all want to see what merch is available for pre-order, and some of the rewards your donations will unlock. Well, here you go!
First of all, a hot item since we started them - The Master Collections are back! All of our music on the site is free, of course. But as a way of saying thank you for an incredible donation, we will send you a limited edition (only 50 will be made!), legit-as-hell Xbox 360 game case that is a Scrub Club parody of Marvel Ultimate Alliance. Inside this case is a dual data DVD set that contains all 78 albums in the current Scrub Club Records library, properly sorted and formatted. That's over 1,000 mp3s, and the whole thing is ready for you to just copy over to your machine for an instant, complete collection. Oh, and each one is signed by MadHatter himself:
Here's a close-up of the front cover, featuring the 8 top downloaded artists on our label:
For you avid collectors, there's a step up even from that - We will also have an extremely rare (only 10 will be available) edition of the Master Collection that is stored on a really radical 8gb Transformers USB drive. The damn thing transforms from a flash drive into Cheetor, plus it's got all 78 of our current albums on it! Holy hell:
Here's something that most of you have been wanting since we ran out last year... the raw steel No Dough necklace pendants are coming back! These thinks are nice and thick pieces of anti-bling that go good on real chains or even dollar store beads, haha. Great for jewelry or for a defensive weapon. Whatever the situation calls for:
For those wanting to cover that large, nasty hole in your wall, we will be printing the first of four special edition 18 x 24" comic cover posters! It's made from line art by Marco D'Alfonso and coloring / title work by MadHatter and features MC Wreckshin, StarF, Diabeats, Betty Rebel, Dale Chase, TCP the Ninja, Viet Vu, 1080IP, King Pheenix, and Remi-son. Radical:
At the base of it all, for joining in the merch drive, just about everyone will be getting our amazing 4" square, full-color vinyl stickers. These are gorgeously printed and can stand up to sun and weather (if you're the type that goes outside your house):
While we've only listed the above items that you will receive for helping, your pre-order donations will also be used to buy even more fresh merchandise that will be available to all Scrubs in the next few months. If we do good in this drive, we will do good by you, and will make sure to get some really special items in stock. We can only grow larger together from here!
You want rewards? Hell yes, we have rewards! From custom art and songs by our musicians to putting on a Scrub Club show right in your back yard, we have it all. Check out the full merch drive page to see the full rewards listing.
Pieces of Scrub Club history you can wear: MadHatter's custom Scrub Club hockey jersey as well as his original No Dough logo necklace pendant. The jersey was made in 2002 and was worn on stage at least two dozen times since, including his very first solo show in 2002. The pendant is the original 2004 prototype of the raw steel pendants you see today, and has been clanked into every pendant made thereafter to symbolize the unity between Scrub Club Records and their supporters. An extremely rare hookup into the label's history that you can still wear today (LIMITED TO ONLY ONE DONATOR):
Stage worn (but since washed!), custom-made King Pheenix performance shirts (ONLY 3 KING PHEENIX SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE):
Custom webcomic strips by Maros:
Four small Pixel Buddies by MadHatter (you pick the characters!):
Besides what's pictured, other rewards are available, including custom beats, songs, lyric sheets, and more!
A NOTE ON LIMITED EDITION REWARDS: The only thing WePay is missing is the ability to make products limited upon checkout. Therefore, orders will be treated on a first come, first serve basis. When things such as the Master Collections run out, we will remove them from the rewards section. There's no indicator here on the page of how many will be left, so act fast!
As always, at the bottom of the page, there is also a blank donation option, so you can give whatever you would like if the rewards aren't your thing.
After donating, you will be contacted at the email address you leave during checkout to get your mailing address.
Thank you for everything you do. You all are the gears in our great machine, and we would be nothing without you. We love y'all and want you to know that every single thing you do is appreciated!