Welcome to Scrub Club’s twisted online, text-only, addictive, multiplayer RPG adventure!

CURRENT TOURNAMENT

The 5 Kabuto Kill tournament has ended and Fatty Goodness is again the winner! A new tournament will begin soon.

QUICK START GUIDE

1. Create a new character with your choice of race and specialty. There’s lots of crazy combinations to try!

2. Fight enemies, rogues, and monsters in the forest to gain experience, gold, and gems. Be wary of traps and dangerous events whenever you find them.

3. When you get low on health, head to Yoda’s Healing Hut in the forest. He will fix you up for a fee, although he’ll probably complain about it the whole time.

4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 several more times!

5. Out of forest fights for the day? Take on other online players by finding them where they sleep and slaying them! Watch out, though – They WILL fight back with a vengeance! The winner of these battles steal experience and gold from their targets!

6. Visit the Inn and do many things, including listening to Jack Black’s nutty songs in order to receive buffs and extra fights, or flirt with either him or Jessica Alba in the hopes to marry them, as only one player can be married to each character. By doing this, you gain perks and bragging rights. You can also buy potions and ales, as well as bribe certain people for certain advantages…

8. Level up your character by gaining enough experience and fighting your current master.

9. Explore other areas of the game, including weapon, armor, item shops, a clan hall with your friends, hidden areas of the forest, and places to work for extra gold and treasures.

10. At level 15, you will be able to seek out and do battle with the mighty beast known as Kabuto The Python, an evil dragon spawn from space that may or may not have slept with your Mother.

Good luck, warriors! Feel free to converse and share stories with other adventurers traveling through the different dimensions in the official thread on the Geekamigo message board.

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