Okay, we’re officially halfway to the lair of the beast, adventurers! Still in the aftermath of Nerdapalooza and in the preparation for Gen Con, weights have fluctuated unpredictably, but it looks like things have gotten back on schedule for most of you.

Remember – By now, all of you who chose to take the dice rolling path should only be able to break your threshold by landing on a 1, or rolling a critical failure. As far as I’ve been told, though, you’ve all kicked your habits and are in this full-steam. Great job on that, you guys!

Unfortunately, a few more potential heroes have fallen into the pit, turned into pincushions from the poisoned spikes below. The rest of the adventurers have their stats updated in the Leaderboards section, so check it out! Since we’ve had a bulk of fighters turn into slackers, they’ve been removed from the list so as better to view the entire results easier. Only 30 remain in the competition!

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Okay, we’re past the one month mark, adventurers! Despite a busy, timesucking time and recovery period after Nerdapalooza wherein everyone that went had almost no choice but to eat junk… We still continue to lose weight as a group!

Remember – By now, all of you who chose to take the dice rolling path should only be able to break your threshold by landing on a 1, or rolling a critical failure. As far as I’ve been told, though, you’ve all kicked your habits and are in this full-steam. Great job on that, you guys!

Unfortunately, one more potential hero has been lost to the dangers of the caves below. The rest of the adventurers have their stats updated in the Leaderboards section, so check it out!

Altogether, the remaining contestants have lost a total of 264 pounds! Holy damn! That’s, like, the size of your average Cleric.

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Okay, we’re a fourth of the way done, people! Week three of twelve and we’ve already done amazingly well.

Remember – By now, all of you who chose to take the dice rolling path should only be able to break your threshold by landing on a 1, or rolling a critical failure. As far as I’ve been told, though, you’ve all kicked your habits and are in this full-steam. Great job on that, you guys!

Unfortunately, four more adventurers have been lost to the dangers of the catacombs. The rest of the potential heroes have their stats updated in the Leaderboards section, so check it out!

Altogether, the remaining contestants have lost a total of 212 pounds! Hell yeah.

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One-sixth into this thing! Or some such math!

By now, all of you who chose to take the dice rolling path should only be able to break your threshold by landing on a 1, or rolling a critical failure. How’s that treating ya?

Unfortunately, five adventurers have wandered off, lost in the perilous woods forever. The rest of the potential heroes have their stats updated in the Leaderboards section, so go peep it!

Altogether, the contestants have lost a total of 208 pounds! Oh my GOD! That’s seriously amazing. That means that overall, the effort and results have more than doubled the first unpredictable week. Excellent job, guys!.

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Gain HP: Day 9, Quest Log #1

I’m only 9 days into the fitness challenge I wrote about a short while ago, so there’s not much to report on. But what there is to report on is fairly significant: I feel a whole hell of a lot better.

For the challenge, we weigh in every Saturday night and report our weights and any bonus experience we earned. On Saturday evening, I weighed in at 208 — only 2 pounds shy of my start weight, but it’s nothing to shake a finger at. Today, however, I weighed in at 206, and I’m confident that I’ll continue shedding the pounds at this rate.

 

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