The dragon boss known as Fat Ass and his evil underlings cower in fear of your mighty staff! You are driven by your desire of fortune to destroy them, and will underachieve as much as possible, yet still somehow get lucky enough to slay these beasts.
As a Male Bard, you must fight creatures for at least 30 minutes each day.
You must forage for your food in ways that will attribute to “fat loss.”
You may choose to visit the town Shaman and take the blue potion to energize yourself, or if you are a young adventurer between the lanky ages of 13 and 18, you may wish to take the green potion instead. Otherwise, if you are among the wise and ancient travelers, you may desire to take the gray potion (Ew, gray probably doesn’t taste very well).
If you do take one of these tonics, you should also mix your concoction with the fabled purple potion.
You must rest for 8 hours each day, no less.
Good luck on your quest! Here’s to your health, hero… Go forth and kick some ass!
