The dragon boss known as Fat Ass and his evil underlings cower in fear of your lethal punches and kicks! You are driven by your moral duty to destroy them, and will fortify your body from the inside in order to gain enough strength to slay these beasts.
As a Male Monk, you must fight creatures for at least 45 minutes each day.
You must forage for your food in ways that will attribute to “extreme fat loss.”
You may choose to visit the town Shaman and take the blue potion to energize yourself, or if you are a young adventurer between the lanky ages of 13 and 18, you may wish to take the green potion instead. Otherwise, if you are among the wise and ancient travelers, you may desire to take the gray potion (Ew, gray probably doesn’t taste very well).
You must rest for 7 to 8 hours each day, no less.
Good luck on your quest! Here’s to your health, hero… Go forth and kick some ass!
