Okay, we’re past the one month mark, adventurers! Despite a busy, timesucking time and recovery period after Nerdapalooza wherein everyone that went had almost no choice but to eat junk… We still continue to lose weight as a group!
Remember – By now, all of you who chose to take the dice rolling path should only be able to break your threshold by landing on a 1, or rolling a critical failure. As far as I’ve been told, though, you’ve all kicked your habits and are in this full-steam. Great job on that, you guys!
Unfortunately, one more potential hero has been lost to the dangers of the caves below. The rest of the adventurers have their stats updated in the Leaderboards section, so check it out!
Altogether, the remaining contestants have lost a total of 264 pounds! Holy damn! That’s, like, the size of your average Cleric.
The mightiest hero in all the land emerges this fifth week, bloodied dual swords at his side and a raspy, rapid breath. D20 has defeated 30 vile creatures to gain 3,100 experience points and is now a level 4 Male Warrior! Everyone in the town square will be chanting his name tonight as they look unto him for hope and guidance.
Other people that leveled up this week were Dynamo Dash, Robbie Lobster, Hobosub, Marlayna, and Shelby. Again, there were some REALLY close calls, and most of them were decided by those who chose to gain bonus experience. Don’t forget to do that, everyone! It’s easy!
Onward, now, towards the thrills and battles of the second month! Prepare for battle!
