MadHatter

 

One-sixth into this thing! Or some such math!


By now, all of you who chose to take the dice rolling path should only be able to break your threshold by landing on a 1, or rolling a critical failure. How’s that treating ya?

 

Unfortunately, five adventurers have wandered off, lost in the perilous woods forever. The rest of the potential heroes have their stats updated in the Leaderboards section, so go peep it!


Altogether, the contestants have lost a total of 208 pounds! Oh my GOD! That’s seriously amazing. That means that overall, the effort and results have more than doubled the first unpredictable week. Excellent job, guys!.


The mightiest hero in all the land emerges this second week, half a creature’s head still lodged on the end of his double-bladed axe. ZeaLouS1 has defeated 30 vile creatures to gain 3,100 experience points and is now a level 3 Male Warrior! Everyone in the town square will be chanting his name tonight as they look unto him for hope and guidance.


Other people that leveled up this week were Diabeats, Dynamo Dash, Maros, and Tha Mike. Again, there were some REALLY close calls, and most of them were decided by those who chose to gain bonus experience. Don’t forget to do that, everyone! It’s easy!


Onward, now, into week 3! Prepare for battle!