
Okay, we’re officially halfway to the lair of the beast, adventurers! Still in the aftermath of Nerdapalooza and in the preparation for Gen Con, weights have fluctuated unpredictably, but it looks like things have gotten back on schedule for most of you.
Remember – By now, all of you who chose to take the dice rolling path should only be able to break your threshold by landing on a 1, or rolling a critical failure. As far as I’ve been told, though, you’ve all kicked your habits and are in this full-steam. Great job on that, you guys!
Unfortunately, a few more potential heroes have fallen into the pit, turned into pincushions from the poisoned spikes below. The rest of the adventurers have their stats updated in the Leaderboards section, so check it out! Since we’ve had a bulk of fighters turn into slackers, they’ve been removed from the list so as better to view the entire results easier. Only 30 remain in the competition!
Altogether, those 30 remaining contestants have lost a total of 278 pounds! Amazing! That’s currently more than I weigh right now. You guys lost a Hattersworth!
The mightiest hero in all the land emerges this sixth week, a scratched-up metal Shaolin spade, carefully cleaned and polished of the previous gore. Hobosub has regained the lead by defeating 35 vile creatures to gain 3,650 experience points and is now a level 4 Male Warrior! Everyone in the town square will be chanting his name tonight as they look unto him for hope and guidance.
Other people that leveled up this week were Maros, Robbie Lobster, and 8Bit Dad. Again, there were some REALLY close calls, and most of them were decided by those who chose to gain bonus experience. Don’t forget to do that, everyone! It’s easy!
Onward, now, towards the thrills and battles of the second half of your campaign! Prepare for battle! We’re halfway there! Stay strong!





