
Okay, we’re a fourth of the way done, people! Week three of twelve and we’ve already done amazingly well.
Remember – By now, all of you who chose to take the dice rolling path should only be able to break your threshold by landing on a 1, or rolling a critical failure. As far as I’ve been told, though, you’ve all kicked your habits and are in this full-steam. Great job on that, you guys!
Unfortunately, four more adventurers have been lost to the dangers of the catacombs. The rest of the potential heroes have their stats updated in the Leaderboards section, so check it out!
Altogether, the remaining contestants have lost a total of 212 pounds! Hell yeah.
The mightiest hero in all the land emerges this third week, hands bruised and bloody from the mighty blows he has delivered unto the undead masses. MadHatter has defeated 18 vile creatures to gain 2,100 experience points and is now a level 3 Male Monk! Everyone in the town square will be chanting his name tonight as they look unto him for hope and guidance.
Other people that leveled up this week were King Pheenix, Z from Hipster, Please, Shelshocker, Tom-Tom, Maros, Shelby, D20, and myself. Again, there were some REALLY close calls, and most of them were decided by those who chose to gain bonus experience. Don’t forget to do that, everyone! It’s easy!
Onward, now, to finish out the first month! Prepare for battle!





