Kabuto the Python hails from Saigon
The tale of a rapper who hates Earth
“Kabuto is a mammoth creature in size and strength with a humanoid build. Many spikes adorn the creature’s body, while its maw is fierce and imposing.”
So reads the description on Kabuto’s old-ass MySpace profile. In some senses, it fails to tell the whole story. At the same time, however, it tells you everything you need to know.
A 6 year rap veteran at the time of this writing, Kabuto emerged in 2007 as a shit talking, talented, and ruthlessly inventive alternative to the flow deficient and gimmicky internet rap community. He quickly developed a reputation as a truculent personality, having engaged in many one-sided beefs with such luminaries as MC Chris, documentary filmmaker Dan Lamoreaux, and pirate rapper Captain Dan.
Kabuto the Python is thought to have originally formed out of dark matter near Tau Ceti some 2 million years ago. Since his arrival on Earth, there has been much speculation as to his true form. He himself has not helped matters, describing himself in turn as a python, a deity, an alien, and incredibly ill. Over time, this has stabilized somewhat – To most viewers, he seems to exist as some sort of holy trinity – rapper, snake, and alien beast. It has even been theorized that Kabuto is in fact an alter-ego of famed Nerdcore rapper MC Frontalot.
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Hover over any of the icons below to discover the achievement:
Armor and Equipment: Level 19 (1,865xp)
Weapons Proficiency: Level 9 (835xp)
Mystic Items: Level 2 (185xp)
Treasure: 980 Gold
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For more Kabuto videos, check out his YouTube Channel here.
To book Kabuto the Python, email MadHatter or text / call 785.203.6231.Currently available for:
- Email / chat interviews
Please note: Scrub Club Records artists are professional and as such, they do not personally sell tickets for events in exchange for stage time, they do not “pay to play,” and they do not agree to a required minimum headcount before a performance. Please refrain from sending a request that matches any of these these questionable booking practices.